Silk Road forums
Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: blahftw on May 14, 2012, 09:01 pm
-
we need a good joke thread, so i figured i'll kick one off.
a priest and a rabbi are hanging out. the rabbi looks to the priest, and says "my god, i'm so bored." the priest replies "well, we could always fuck one of the alter boys." so the rabbi asks "out of what?"
-
A pedophile and a 10 year old boy are walking through the deep dark woods. The 10 year old boy starts crying. The pedophile looks down at him and says...
"What are you crying for, Im the one who has to walk out of here by myself tonight"
-
A pedophile and a 10 year old boy are walking through the deep dark woods. The 10 year old boy starts crying. The pedophile looks down at him and says...
"What are you crying for, Im the one who has to walk out of here by myself tonight"
haha, nice.
-
why is a watch a bad anniversary gift to give your wife?
she doesn't need one. there's a clock on the back of the stove.
-
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I was talking to the sheep."
-
or worse:
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!". to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day" "Did you get a blow job?" "Naw, I couldn’t find her head"
-
both are nice :D
a man has been in prison for 20 years. gets out, and goes straight to the closest brothel. he only has $50, and explains his sad story to the mistress. she sends him upstairs to room 3, and tells him to ask for sandpaper. he doesn't really like that name, but for $50, he decides what the hell.
they start fucking, and he says "god damn, i see why they call you sandpaper" she gets up, and goes to the bathroom. comes back, they start back at it, and he says "holy shit. that feels amazing. you're so wet now. what did you do?" she answers with "i picked my scabs"
-
I went to some run down trailer park in the woods god knows where with a friend and the guy at the general store type place looks at me and said "if you woke up from camping one morning and you had half a condom hanging out of your ass and Vaseline all over your ass would you tell anyone?"
I said "ew, no."
The hillbilly then said to me with the craziest enthusiasm ever "You wanna go camping?!"
-
Did you know the pope was emitted to the hospital? They found a small white lump on his penis.
Luckily it was just a little boys tooth.
-
What do you call a gay masochist......?
a sucker for punishment !
-
Why wont sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit.
-
that's a classic. here's another
a baby seal walks into a club. thank you.
-
Heres a funny joke:
Womens rights!
LOL so fucked up but I can't help but say it hahah
Best Regards,
Stormtrooper
-
What noise does an extractor fan make?
*sigh* I used to really like tractors.
-
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Gestapo.
Gestapo Who?
*Punch* VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
-
Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left" ?
Because niggers have no rights ;D
-
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
The third grade.
-
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
-
why doesn't mexico ever win olympic events?
because any mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in america.
-
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.
-
knock knock
who's there?
a nigga with a motha fuckin gun, that's who
-
A vampire goes to a coffee shop and asks the waitress to bring a cup of hot water, she comes back and gives it to him and asks "Don't vampires only drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a tampon and says "Yes, that right! So I'm making some tea!".
-
A vampire goes to a coffee shop and asks the waitress to bring a cup of hot water, she comes back and gives it to him and asks "Don't vampires only drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a tampon and says "Yes, that right! So I'm making some tea!".
what does a lesbian vampire say to her gf when she leaves?
see ya again next month
-
A vampire goes to a coffee shop and asks the waitress to bring a cup of hot water, she comes back and gives it to him and asks "Don't vampires only drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a tampon and says "Yes, that right! So I'm making some tea!".
what does a lesbian vampire say to her gf when she leaves?
see ya again next month
Haha, lol!
-
Q: Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: What do women addicted to heroin got in common with ice-hockey players?
A: They both change clothes after three periods.
Q: There were nine fleas on a fanny. Four of them were smoking dope what were the other five doing?
A: Sniffing Crack.
Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning.
Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute ...
A: ... A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
A young man and woman on LSD started to have sex in a dark forest. After 15 minutes the man said: "I can't see what I'm doing. I wish I had a flashlight, or nightvision."
The woman said: "Yeah, so do I. You've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes."
-
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
a pilot, you fucking racist.
-
Two guys were picked up by the cops for selling drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said:
You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and persuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one:
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever."
"10 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 50 people to give up drugs forever."
"50 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER WHEN..... (45 reasons)
--Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
--You buy your Visine (eye-drops) at a wholesale club
--You're a Bob Marley fan and you don't even like reggae
- Mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you.
--Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb
--The High Times centerfold turns you on
--Every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica
--Your friends call you Smokey
--Your parents call you Smokey
--Smoking resi on a daily basis is essential to keep your bowl from getting clogged
--Your cigarette gets way too heavy
--You think everyone is staring at you and there's nobody in the room
--All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
--Your room turns into your grow room
--The lab technician testing your urine sample gets high off the fumes
--Your best friend just happens to be your dealer
--You vote Harry Browne for president
--A friend without weed is a friend in need
--Your bumper sticker reads "Honk for Hemp"
--Someone finds a roach in your room, it's not a bad thing
--Your bong becomes an extension of your arm
--You went to a Hempfest
--You can't remember the Hempfest
--Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels
--Your too phoned to stone home
--Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of
--You can ask for weed in other languages
--The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted
--Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke
--You want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane
--You were born caucasian but all your friends assume you're Chinese
--Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
--You learn about the KGB in history class and all you can think about are green sticky buds
--If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale"
--You own too many pairs of Birkenstocks
--Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles
--You smoke your screens and save your roaches
--You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats
--You forget your friends' names
--You forget your own name
--Your motto in life is "Why ask Why? Just Get High"
--You call people you don't even like to hang out with, just because you know they've got buds
--You roll your blunts fatter than your 40oz
--You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there
--You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam...then you eat the Spam
AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER...
When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
-
what do jesus and hockey players have in common?
getting nailed to the boards.
-
What's six miles long and black?
The unemployment line ;D
-
An Aussie farmer is on holidays in New Zealand. He's walking out in the country(as ya do) and comes across a Kiwi farmer fucking a sheep.
Aussie Farmer: Hey mate, in Australia we shear those.
Kiwi Farmer: No way bro you get your own, I'm not shearing her with anyone!
-
I posted this joke in an old joke thread as my first ever post and some fuck gave me negative rep for it but I stand by it as funny:
Whats the similarity between Jewish women and tampons?
They're both stuck up cunts.
-
I posted this joke in an old joke thread as my first ever post and some fuck gave me negative rep for it but I stand by it as funny:
Whats the similarity between Jewish women and tampons?
They're both stuck up cunts.
+1 karma cause that guy needed to jump off a cliff
-
yeah, fuck them. i get neg karma all the time, as you can see. i'm on a campaifn to hit neg 100 karma in the next month. but, back to the jokes.
yo momma's like a door knob. errbody gets a turn
-
yeah, fuck them. i get neg karma all the time, as you can see. i'm on a campaifn to hit neg 100 karma in the next month. but, back to the jokes.
yo momma's like a door knob. errbody gets a turn
Alright! Looks as though we're tied....only difference is I've never tried to get negative Karma. :'(
-
look on the bright side though, you're totally kicking my ass in positive karma
-
look on the bright side though, you're totally kicking my ass in positive karma
Oh come on, it only has a two in front of it...two isn't that much. ;)
-
since this thread became a racist joke thread....
Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?
A: "Hey kid, want to buy some candy."
haha, thank you, thank you.
Q: a priest and a rabbi are driving down the road when they see a little boy walking down the street. The priest says to the rabbi, "hey, lets go fuck that little boy over there"
The rabbie says "out of what?"
haha. thank you, thank you.
-
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What the most confusing holiday in Harlem?
Fathers Day!
-
Why didnt the racist cross the road ?
Because hes shit scared of the other side
-
What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
-
How does a racist pick his nose ?
up off the floor after I cut it off his face with a fucking carpet knife...
-
What do a slinky and a racist have in common?
Both are useless and it's fun to throw them both down the stairs
-
What do you call yourself if you get butthurt over jokes on the internet?
souledout
-
What do you call yourself if you get butthurt over jokes on the internet?
souledout
what cant you take a joke ? Does picking on racists upset you ?
Im not hurt, I do however derive great pleasure from hurting racists, well when I can catch them, they tend to run like bitches when actually confronted over their facist ideas.....pussys,
Oh and Im white for the record.
-
I got 2 jokes -
1 -
3 lads walking down the road, 1 called Fuck Off, 1 called Shit and 1 called Manners.
Shit gets ran over so while Manners goes to help him while Fuck tries to get help.
He runs into a policeman and explains the situation and the policeman says "Hold on son, what's your name"
Fuck off replies "Fuck off". The policeman shocked asks again what his name was was again by which time Fuck is pannicking so he screams "FUCK OFF"
The policeman decides to step to and says "Where is you bloody manners boy?" and Fuck Off replies "DOWN THE ROAD PICKING UP SHIT!"
2 -
Mister Dank
-
What do you call yourself if you get butthurt over jokes on the internet?
souledout
what cant you take a joke ? Does picking on racists upset you ?
Im not hurt, I do however derive great pleasure from hurting racists, well when I can catch them, they tend to run like bitches when actually confronted over their facist ideas.....pussys,
Oh and Im white for the record.
I mean that's a cool story and all but in the end I feel like you're just trying to shine your own knob by "hunting racists". "I'm white for the record"; informing people you're white, like you should get extra entitlement for NOT being racist. Make this world a better place and go choke on your own inflated ego.
I am not a racist by any means, I just find those stereotypical jokes funny. Oh, assuming I'm a racist just because of a couple jokes? Close-minded, dick-cheese-bacterium like you make me fucking sick.
-
What do you call yourself if you get butthurt over jokes on the internet?
souledout
what cant you take a joke ? Does picking on racists upset you ?
Im not hurt, I do however derive great pleasure from hurting racists, well when I can catch them, they tend to run like bitches when actually confronted over their facist ideas.....pussys,
Oh and Im white for the record.
I mean that's a cool story and all but in the end I feel like you're just trying to shine your own knob by "hunting racists". "I'm white for the record"; informing people you're white, like you should get extra entitlement for NOT being racist. Make this world a better place and go choke on your own inflated ego.
I am not a racist by any means, I just find those stereotypical jokes funny. Oh, assuming I'm a racist just because of a couple jokes? Close-minded, dick-cheese-bacterium like you make me fucking sick.
would you tell those same jokes in front of a black person ?
I fucking doubt it.
Ive been kicking the shit out of skinheads and other fascists for over 15 years, and yes I do take a modicum of pride in helping keep my streets clean of scum like that, In fact Ive done time in prison because of it and I would do so again. I will readily admit Im prone to violence when confronted by Racism/homophobia/bigotry of any sort. If i see someone walking down the street wearing a swastika or any other facist/racist regalia I will either make them take it off, or take it off them myself if they refuse.
oh and I never actually accused you personally of racism at all if you read back though the posts, I explained my anitfacist stance and told a couple of jokes, get over it........
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
-
I once saw a picture of Mr. Danks wiener from Holly and it made me lol pretty hard. ;D
-
I once saw a picture of Mr. Danks wiener from Holly and it made me lol pretty hard. ;D
MASSIVE FUCKING LOL
Is that actually true by the way? I saw someone say he sent out pictures of his nob somewhere else? Hoping it is because it'll be going in the Dank Bank.
-
What do you call yourself if you get butthurt over jokes on the internet?
souledout
what cant you take a joke ? Does picking on racists upset you ?
Im not hurt, I do however derive great pleasure from hurting racists, well when I can catch them, they tend to run like bitches when actually confronted over their facist ideas.....pussys,
Oh and Im white for the record.
I mean that's a cool story and all but in the end I feel like you're just trying to shine your own knob by "hunting racists". "I'm white for the record"; informing people you're white, like you should get extra entitlement for NOT being racist. Make this world a better place and go choke on your own inflated ego.
I am not a racist by any means, I just find those stereotypical jokes funny. Oh, assuming I'm a racist just because of a couple jokes? Close-minded, dick-cheese-bacterium like you make me fucking sick.
would you tell those same jokes in front of a black person ?
I fucking doubt it.
Ive been kicking the shit out of skinheads and other fascists for over 15 years, and yes I do take a modicum of pride in helping keep my streets clean of scum like that, In fact Ive done time in prison because of it and I would do so again. I will readily admit Im prone to violence when confronted by Racism/homophobia/bigotry of any sort. If i see someone walking down the street wearing a swastika or any other facist/racist regalia I will either make them take it off, or take it off them myself if they refuse.
oh and I never actually accused you personally of racism at all if you read back though the posts, I explained my anitfacist stance and told a couple of jokes, get over it........
Lol, this makes me wanna start walking around with a swastika on my shirt! I'd love to see someone come running up to me and tell me to take my shirt off because it offends them - haha, they'll have another thing coming their way shortly! Then again, in a country thats 97% black im very much so the minority so I'd probably get knocked the fuck out by 20 of them at once - after all, that IS how they roll!
-
LOL exactly. If someone told me to take off my shirt because it offended them I'd actually give them something to be offended about.
Dunno why people just can't get along and realize that people are actually allowed to think whatever they please even if it makes them look twat.
And lol, you have said he was racist several times and then done a complete u-turn.....
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
-
LOL exactly. If someone told me to take off my shirt because it offended them I'd actually give them something to be offended about.
Dunno why people just can't get along and realize that people are actually allowed to think whatever they please even if it makes them look twat.
And lol, you have said he was racist several times and then done a complete u-turn.....
I just made a couple of jokes about racists, just like the jokes about "niggers" before i posted.
Your fully entitled to your opinions, But left unchecked the far right just festers like a cancer in society, Im personally not prepared to let that happen.
-
What do you call yourself if you get butthurt over jokes on the internet?
souledout
what cant you take a joke ? Does picking on racists upset you ?
Im not hurt, I do however derive great pleasure from hurting racists, well when I can catch them, they tend to run like bitches when actually confronted over their facist ideas.....pussys,
Oh and Im white for the record.
I mean that's a cool story and all but in the end I feel like you're just trying to shine your own knob by "hunting racists". "I'm white for the record"; informing people you're white, like you should get extra entitlement for NOT being racist. Make this world a better place and go choke on your own inflated ego.
I am not a racist by any means, I just find those stereotypical jokes funny. Oh, assuming I'm a racist just because of a couple jokes? Close-minded, dick-cheese-bacterium like you make me fucking sick.
would you tell those same jokes in front of a black person ?
I fucking doubt it.
Ive been kicking the shit out of skinheads and other fascists for over 15 years, and yes I do take a modicum of pride in helping keep my streets clean of scum like that, In fact Ive done time in prison because of it and I would do so again. I will readily admit Im prone to violence when confronted by Racism/homophobia/bigotry of any sort. If i see someone walking down the street wearing a swastika or any other facist/racist regalia I will either make them take it off, or take it off them myself if they refuse.
oh and I never actually accused you personally of racism at all if you read back though the posts, I explained my anitfacist stance and told a couple of jokes, get over it........
Lol, this makes me wanna start walking around with a swastika on my shirt! I'd love to see someone come running up to me and tell me to take my shirt off because it offends them - haha, they'll have another thing coming their way shortly! Then again, in a country thats 97% black im very much so the minority so I'd probably get knocked the fuck out by 20 of them at once - after all, that IS how they roll!
hey go tell it to Die Groot Krokodil
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Contradicting yourself? "Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand" and "...Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads..."??? Haha, lol!
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Fucking hypocrite.
"Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere."
He's even got stereotypes set-up for them!
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Contradicting yourself? "Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand" and "...Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads..."??? Haha, lol!
My son was standing up for immigrant children being bullied and harrased at those schools, He decided (as i would) that skinheads/racists simply dont deserve any better than a thorough kicking.
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Contradicting yourself? "Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand" and "...Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads..."??? Haha, lol!
My son was standing up for immigrant children being bullied and harrased at those schools, He decided (as i would) that skinheads/racists simply dont deserve any better than a thorough kicking.
Awesome. Now those immigrant children will never learn how to defend themselves or learn to be impervious to that shit. What happens when they don't have your son around to defend them? They'll have empty hopes of other kids stepping up, but no one will... No one will... And it's all your fault!
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Fucking hypocrite.
"Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere."
He's even got stereotypes set-up for them!
Well I cant just attack anyone can I , Skinheads dress that way to make themselves look hard, I and my friends like to dispell that myth for them loud and clear. Most of them just run away anyway
and at no point have advocated pacifism, so i fail to see the hypocrisy,
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Fucking hypocrite.
"Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere."
He's even got stereotypes set-up for them!
Well I cant just attack anyone can I , Skinheads dress that way to make themselves look hard, I and my friends like to dispell that myth for them loud and clear. Most of them just run away anyway
and at no point have advocated pacifism, so i fail to see the hypocrisy,
Please, this is the 21st Century. It's more of a fashion statement than anything nowadays.
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Fucking hypocrite.
"Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere."
He's even got stereotypes set-up for them!
Well I cant just attack anyone can I , Skinheads dress that way to make themselves look hard, I and my friends like to dispell that myth for them loud and clear. Most of them just run away anyway
and at no point have advocated pacifism, so i fail to see the hypocrisy,
Please, this is the 21st Century. It's more of a fashion statement than anything nowadays.
Exactly, thats how bad its gotten that kind of shit is acceptable.
-
Are you one of these left-wing socialist militant types Souledout?
Interesting your thoughts on racism. I work with a lot of different people across many races/religion etc and in fact work in partnership with someone Asian and Islamic but he calls me "KKK bastard" as a joke and I call him "A great big bacon-denying terrorist" so would you say that is racism or bigotry?
Why can't we all just stop taking ourselves so seriously I will never know.
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
And yes my flag is black and red, and its been that way for generations, my grandfather fought facism in Europe during WW2 and his father joined the international brigade during the spanish civil war, My great grandmother threw loose roof tiles at Oswald Mosley from her terraced house during the battle of cable st.
And Im proud to say my son has been expelled from two schools for fighting with skinheads so its going to carry on for generation to come.
Fucking hypocrite.
"Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere."
He's even got stereotypes set-up for them!
Well I cant just attack anyone can I , Skinheads dress that way to make themselves look hard, I and my friends like to dispell that myth for them loud and clear. Most of them just run away anyway
and at no point have advocated pacifism, so i fail to see the hypocrisy,
Please, this is the 21st Century. It's more of a fashion statement than anything nowadays.
Exactly, thats how bad its gotten that kind of shit is acceptable.
Chill out brah, you're not the only fish in the sea if you catch my drift. ::)
-
Violence is the ONLY thing those stupid skinhead motherfuckers understand, , someone wearing combat boots, camos, bomber jacket and a NF badge isnt safe around me and nor should they be anywhere. Antifacist action sucessfully destroyed C18, blood and honour and almost destroyed the NF.
Yano I'm sure I read somewhere that was one of the Nazi's founding principles too... I love how much you are absolutely symmetrical to the people you hate so much and are just completely blind to it.
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away.
Fuck you're stupid. :o
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away.
Fuck you're stupid. :o
is that it ......seriously
any way this is all just turning into spam, this isnt the place to discuss politics and this is just going to continue to degenerate into a shitfest,
so back to the jokes
What do you do if you see a one-legged BNP member ?
Laugh and reload!
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
Hey i was telling some jokes, not my fault your all so easily offended
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
Hey i was telling some jokes, not my fault your all so easily offended
No you are just being a posturing left wing tosser mate. I'm not offended, just think you are a walking cliche.,
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
Hey i was telling some jokes, not my fault your all so easily offended
No you are just being a posturing left wing tosser mate. I'm not offended, just think you are a walking cliche.,
coming from a banker/stockbroker Im actually quite pleased about that
now go "stripe" someone else gangster, I just cant take anymore of your searing criticism, Im off to the pub.
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
Hey i was telling some jokes, not my fault your all so easily offended
No you are just being a posturing left wing tosser mate. I'm not offended, just think you are a walking cliche.,
I just cant take anymore of your searing criticism, Im off to the pub.
Enjoy the pub but remember this, you can't run away from the truth. :P ;)
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
Hey i was telling some jokes, not my fault your all so easily offended
No you are just being a posturing left wing tosser mate. I'm not offended, just think you are a walking cliche.,
coming from a banker/stockbroker Im actually quite pleased about that
now go "stripe" someone else gangster, I just cant take anymore of your searing criticism, Im off to the pub.
I find it quite funny how you get all shitty with me because you think I'm some sort of shameful capitalist oppressor. Makes me laugh how little you realize that the top 1% of the people in the U.K pay around 80% of the tax so every time you have claimed benefit, used the NHS or anything along those lines it's directly taken out of the pocket from the people you don't like so much. Don't you feel a slight cheek when they got up and did something with their lives rather than just sit around, wish the Berlin wall was still standing and wank themselves to death over their own self-righteousness until one day that wank accidentally caught and egg and produced someone that you could carbon-copy your own bullshit to.
Don't you want a bit more for yourself than that?
-
I only know a few fucked up jokes but sine were off topic already ill share.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a 5 dollar foot long?
I dont fuck my footlong before I EAT IT/
Last night my girlfriend called me a pedophile!
I said that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old.
-
It is in the interest of freedom to violently oppose those who seek to take it away. If people in the past would have united and stamped out fascism in the 30s, then we might have stopped the trouble afterwards, Im not prepared to make the same mistake of letting fascism operate freely on the streets in my town. We now know what it stands for, and we know what it can cause.
Its not my problem most of society now chooses to ignore it and just watch the TV
But hey Im old school, youll find other people with similar politics to mine who would never condone my actions. But I do know the state loves pacifists their much easier to control
Yeah alright Souledout you can shut the fuck up about how you are the working class red hero. Kudos and all that but you did you ever consider that those around you don't agree or give a fuck what you think and it's not getting to a point where you are forcing it on us...much like the real Fascists.
Hey i was telling some jokes, not my fault your all so easily offended
No you are just being a posturing left wing tosser mate. I'm not offended, just think you are a walking cliche.,
coming from a banker/stockbroker Im actually quite pleased about that
now go "stripe" someone else gangster, I just cant take anymore of your searing criticism, Im off to the pub.
I find it quite funny how you get all shitty with me because you think I'm some sort of shameful capitalist oppressor. Makes me laugh how little you realize that the top 1% of the people in the U.K pay around 80% of the tax so every time you have claimed benefit, used the NHS or anything along those lines it's directly taken out of the pocket from the people you don't like so much. Don't you feel a slight cheek when they got up and did something with their lives rather than just sit around, wish the Berlin wall was still standing and wank themselves to death over their own self-righteousness until one day that wank accidentally caught and egg and produced someone that you could carbon-copy your own bullshit to.
Don't you want a bit more for yourself than that?
Im coming to London for the Olympics ( yeah all paid for out of my dole check right ? ) we should catch up for a pint, you can even stripe me if you like !
-
A guy joins the french foreign legion and is stationed in a fort in the middle of the desert. After 3 months of training he is feeling horny and stops by the commanding officers office and asks "Where do the guys go for a good time?" The CO stands up and points out the window at a camel in a pen.
He thanks the CO and thinks to him self "I am not horny enough to fuck that camel!"
Another month goes by and he asks the Sargent "Where do the guys go for a good time?" The Sargent takes him around the corner and points to the camel. He pauses for a moment and then walks over to the camel, drops his pants and starts fucking the camel.
The Sargent walks over and says "Son, most of the men get on the camel and it takes them to the brothel two miles down the road"
-
I like anti-jokes.
So this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" so the horse says "I have cancer."
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Rape
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a truck.